The Cousin Jay and Garrett Sports Show

Episode 52: Don't Cry, Be Happy, We're Back

Episode 51: Get Drunk and Poop

Cousin Jay and Garrett discuss the finer points of drinking and well....poop.  More Karaoke and other madness; not a lot of sports.

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Episode 50: Fried Green Tomatoes

SHOW NUMBER 50!! What a great show this week or month or whatever!  This episode is filled with great comedy and the BEST KARAOKE ever (not just by Cousin Jay and Garrett, but EVER)!!

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Episode 49: I Like to Watch American Men Eat or The Band's Top 5 of everything.  Cousin Jay and Garrett break down "their" Top 5 of Movies, Music, Sports, and Chicks.  Take a listen and let us know what your Top 5 is at emailtheband@verizon.net !

***If you are underage and do not know who Marie Luv is, DO NOT GOOGLE SEARCH HER WITHOUT ADULT SUPERVISION***
-Thank you, Cousin Jay (I will not be held responsible)

Episode 48: Happy Father's Day, Now Bend Over!  The Band returns with their views on getting older, prostate exams, oh yeah, and on sports.  The NBA finals wrapped up and the MLB is getting in to high gear.  Pacman was arrested...again...and, well it's Rocco's birthday (Cousin Jay's dog).  Happy Father's Day to all the Father's out there, Now bend over and take another great episode from The Band!

Next week, the Band renews its segment on B*tches You'd Like to B#ng!  Also, Karaoke.  Feel free to send your requests and lists of your Top 5 Woman you would like to romance : )

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Episode 47

Sorry for the long lay-off, but you know how things go.  The Band is back!  Both Cousin Jay and Garrett have had "some things" come up over the last month, new studio, parenthood, and softball.  Thanks for being patient, we hope to be back on track in the coming weeks, but for now........?

The Band RETURNS!!!

I Love New York

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Episode 45 El Band

First and foremost the The Band needs to give props to J.C. from Rock Monster for taking time out of his busy schedule to record our intro for us.  Thank You.  Now for the show content, after a week off, Cousin Jay and Garrett have plenty on their minds.  First with an American Idol recap, then on to the NCAA mens and womens championship.  Congrats to UF and UT, Cousin Jay is very upset that his Maryland 'Terps couldn't repeat, but all is forgiven.  Also on the docket for the show is racism in this day and age as well as everyone's new favorite sport, FIGHTING!. . . or just the UFC.

Episode 44: Bouncing and Laughing

That's exactly what Sanjaya's sister was doing while watching her brother perform on American Idol this past week.  Also, Cousin Jay can't stop talking about his infatuation with Lady Vol' Candace Parker as well as his love for NCAA women's college baseketball.  Not to worry, The Band discusses the NBA and Kobe's "great" scoring performances and the NFL's upcoming draft and player movements.  Questions? emailtheband@verizon.net

Our dedication to American Idol comes in the form of GREAT renditions of some outstanding songs courtesy of Cousin Jay and Garrett!  Check out Episode 43: Thank You American Idol.  Even if you've never listened to the show before, this is the show to catch.  Not only is there great sports chatter on NCAA Mens and Womens Basketball, but with not 1, not 2, not 3, but 4 fantastic songs to delight everyone's fancy.  Don't forget April 14th & 15th will be the First ever Annual Cousin Jay and Garrett Football Combine to celebrate the NFL's draft.  If you want to participate or have any suggestions for events or stunts email us at emailtheband@verizon.net

Episode 41: Cousin Jay PhD

Things go CRAZY on The BAND!  Garrett's gone nutz, and Cousin Jay follows.  Get ready for the 1st Annual Cousin Jay & Garrett Sports Combine, kinda like the NFL's Combine, only different.  Cousin Jay, Garrett, and friends will be participating in their own Combine, set to include the 40 yrd dash, weight lifting, chicken wing eating, and other shenanigans!  Want to participate or have any ideas for events?  emailtheband@verizon.net

Episode 41: Proud 2 Be An American

For all of you MMA fans out there, we have a real treat for you! RFC newcomer and "Professional", Kevin Davis, sits down with Cousin Jay and Garrett to talk about his most recent fight inside the octagon. Also on the show: discussions on the newest American Idol scandal, the NBA's upcoming playoffs, as well as the latest on the NFL combine. Next show will post on Saturday, March 10th, when the Band has their own American Idol contest and Cousin Jay & Garrett will perform some of the tasks from the NFL combine, should be outstanding. If you would like to participate: emailtheband@verizon.net

Episode 40: Taking it Back

Cousin Jay talks about taking interracial athletes back to the "white side".  Also....some sports chatter on the NBA, College Basketball, and Football.

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Episode 39: Sports, Strippers, and Midgets

Episode 38: Super Show

Cousin Jay and Garrett preview the Colts vs Bears Super Bowl, make predictions, as well as an Indecent Proposal with David Beckham.  Check it out, and let us know what you think.

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Episode 37: Playstation Boycott

Episode 36: Nobody Say Anything

Episode 35: A Little Extra Baggage.

The Band is back.  Sorry for the time off, but Cousin Jay and Garrett are back with a bang.  With the Gators' coming off one impressive National Championship, The Band comes at you with full force.  Don't forget the discussion on the NFL playoffs as well as some classic random thoughts on movies, television, and the debut of Cousin Jay's "Tips for the Ladies"!!  It is a must for any fan of sports, humor, or really anything (also a few random thoughts about sex. . . not involving asian porn. . . sorry Carlos).

Episode 34: Happy New Year James Brown

Closing out the year with Cousin Jay and Garrett.  Short show, tones of content.  NCAA Bowl games, NFL playoff picture, and plenty of rambling jibberish.  Questions or Comments: emailtheband@verizon.net

Episode 33: Man-Slapped Like a Bitch

The Band discusses the latest NBA fight and the Iverson trade.  Also, for all the Hurricane fans, The Cuban Point of View dropps in to give, well his point of view on the new head coach of "The U".  Any comments, emailtheband@verizon.net

Episode 32 BABY!: I'm Sick of This!

Well, really Cousin Jay as fallen sick to the vicious disease of Cystic Fibrosis; or he just has a cold (one of the two). There's much discussion on the upcoming NCAA bowl games and why Cousin Jay and Garrett don't care about Basketball anymore. Your hero's continue their great picks as A-Team vs GUnit continues. Have fun and enjoy! emailtheband@verizon.net

Episode 31: I Think I Love You!

Karaoke is back with a great Partridge Family Classic.  The Band also follows up with BCS and NCAA bowl game chatter.  Also there is a lot of talk on the potential MLB Hall of Fame inductees.  Of course, the Band continues A-Team vs. G-Unit and NFL talk.  If you're from Polk County Florida, you'll remember the famed Green Parrot; somehow it becomes a topic of discussion by the end of the show.  No one ever knows what will "come up" next on The Cousin Jay & Garrett Sports Show!

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Episode 30: Mmm That Felt Good!

 

The Professionals join the Band, well Tygerstylez shows up and Garrett transforms in to "G-Wes".  Surprisingly he doesn't look or sound any different.  There are some topics about sports and taking a dump (Mmm that felt good).  Don't forget UF plays FSU this weekend.  Enjoy, and happy Thanksgiving.  emailtheband@verizon.net

Episode 29: Fat Ugly White Chicks

From the start, Adam & Garrett jump into controversial topics such as race and "big girl lovin" because big girls need love too!  Oh, and there's some sports talk mixed in somewhere around there.  You must listen to this week's show, and let them know where you stand on the issue!  E-mail the guys at emailtheband@verizon.net and let them know what you think!

Episode 28: I Want a Divorce

For the First Time Garrett takes over hosting the show.  This episode contains not only the normal chatter on NCAA football and the NFL, but also some wrap up stories on MLB and the recent start of the NBA.  The Band discusses the status of the Tampa Bay Bucs and Cousin Jay's feelings on waiting for Coach Gruden to turn things around.  A-Team vs G-Unit continues as Cousin Jay leads the series w/a 13-12 record compared to Garrett's 7-17 win-loss record.  If you watch to Friday Night Lights, don' miss Garrett's 3 minute wrap up.  Tons of entertainment news in the last segment of the show.

Episode 27: The Cuban Point of View

Garrett takes the night off and Cousin Jay takes over the podcast airwaves for the night.  For the 1st time ever, The Band has an interview.  No matter how ghetto the interview ended up, just blame the Cuban.  This weeks show has a strong base in College Football, Cousin Jay's favorite.  With out Garrett, Cousin is lost and just sticks with what he knows best (which is a pretty short list).  Hope you all enjoy and if you don't read this each week to preview each show...then to you I say "Su madre es burro"!  For those of you who do read the preview, thanks.

Episode 26: I'm Better than Bill Bellamy

The Band turns in another great show!  The Show kicks off with MLB and World Series Chatter.  Because neither Cousin Jay nor Garrett cares about baseball, that doesn't last very long.  Neither does the latest talk on the NBA.  Thank God there's still football to be played and the A-Team vs. G-Unit is continued (as Garrett went 0-4 last week!).  What is wrong with FSU and UM, and why is Gator fan screaming for Tebow to play more.  The show comes to an end when Garrett and Cousin Jay break into a discussion on Entertainment and Porn, now that's tons of fun.  Sorry there was no show last week, so we wanted to come in strong tonight!  Have fun!  emailtheband@verizon.net

Episode 25: Ready 2 Fight.

The Band shows their discust for the Major League Baseball playoffs and for the New York Yankees.  Does anyone care that the NBA has kicked off with recent pre-season games?  As usual A-Team vs G-Unit gets competitive.  Does anyone care that Ed Herman lost his first UFC fight since TUF? Garrett and Cuz J breakdown the status of the NFL, now five weeks into the season.  Does anyone read these show summaries?  Also the Band gets back into UFC and Entertainment with their favorite movies of the year.  Who cares...., Nobody Listens Anyway, Damn it!

Episode 24: Wednesday Night Lights...is gay!  The Band holds nothing back when discussing men that paint each other.  Other than that, The Band jumps into NFL, NCAA, and for the 1st time High School Football.  Cousin Jay has an exciting week by going 3-0 in his picks, while Garrett only managed to go 2-1.  The A-Team vs G-Unit rivalry gets back into full swing by picking 4 big games each.  Listen to the show and see where the chips fall as Cousin Jay and Garrett are now tied at 5 wins and 4 loses each.  Feel free to submit your pics or be a wussy from the sidelines, punk!

Episode 23: The Band Plays Doctor, NOT with each other!  Cousin Jay and Garrett discuss the amazing stories of Chris Simms getting his freakin' spleen removed and T.O.'s emtional and pyschological state.  Listen to Cousin Jay as he "drops some knowledge" and proves he did actually learn something while getting his degree in Psychology from FSU.  Don't forget a few minutes of A-Team vs G-Unit and the Mighty "Nole Chat" on their QB dilemma.  Garrett takes one step forward toward greatness in the rap game while Cousin Jay looks from afar in beautiful Polk County.

Episode 22: "I'm a Soldier"

In this episode, you'll undoubtely notice the crappy sound quality, but the content provided by Cousin Jay & Garrett is as good as its ever been!  It's all football once again as this week the guys continue with early NFL coverage, and breakdown what's wrong with the NFL & NCAA football teams in Florida.  Plus, you'll hear other assorted ramblings about confusing mascots, Florida State worship (suprise), and Kellen Winslow, Jr.

Episode 21: Donde Estan Mis Pantalones en Miami.  Cousin Jay discusses his escapades in Miami at the O.B., as well as dealing with the psychological trauma of hearing that FSU was losing to Troy while surrounded by "muy loco" screaming Hurricane fans (Buddah says it was karma, I think?).  Anyway the re-emergence of A-Team vs G-Unit comes to the forefront as Cousin Jay and Garrett pick three winners for NCAA and the NFL, along with a few surprises.  Don't worry no more dream sequences about Xavier Lee or any other large black men with dreadlocks.  Have fun!!

Episode 20: West-Side Dirty Pop!  Listen to the Band on it's 20th Episode.  Cousin Jay and Garrett complete their preview of the NFL by discussing the NFC and AFC West.  Listen for their predictions of the final two spots and wild card positions in this years NFL playoffs.  The Band also brings back everyone's favorite KARAOKE!  I'm sure you'll be entertained.  Go ahead and jump onto The Band's bandwagon now, we don't mind.  Questions? emailtheband@verizon.net

Episode 19: The South

Cousin Jay and Garrett continue their quest around the NFL and stop in the South, the NFC and AFC South divisions.  The fun doesn't stop there ladies and gentlemen, The Band gets political?!  Our hero's discuss their views on the new Spike Lee documentary: When the Leeves Broke, and their views on New Orleans.  Also, they debut of the Top 5 most disappointing moments in sports history as they relate directly to Cousin Jay and Garrett.

 

Episode 18: Cousin Jay and Garrett first start off with...well...talking about the wonderful "little people" and "morning sex".  After you have AM sex, what do you do?  Is there anything else to accomplish in the day?  Anyway, while you're thinking, listen to The Band break down the AFC and NFC North, as well as select their predictions for division winners.  Also on the show, the Basketball World Championships, Evander's comeback (again), is Marion Jones really a man?, and why is Cousin Jay have dreams about large black men with dread locks.  All your questions will be answered by listening to this show.  Don't forget to listen all the way through because The Band introduces a temporary new member. 

My Odeo Channel (odeo/19f7d827e812d30c)

- Cousin Jay, out (Ryan Seacrest Rules!)

Episode 17

The Band continues on with the preview of UF and FSU, plus, another PS2 controller rage story.  The Band kicks off the NFL season by previewing the NFC and AFC East.  Each week from here on out, Cousin Jay and Garrett will preview two divisons until the kick off of the season.  Send your picks for each divison winners to emailtheband@verizon.net or post them at www.myspace.com/adamandgarrett.   

This Show is dedicated to the lasting memory of Christopher Lee and Christian Williams.  Two friends from high-school that passed way too early.  You both will be missed dearly.

The Band is back!  Unfortunately Cousin Jay has been very sick, and has nearly lost his voice completely!  He decided to suck it up and give it a try and this is the show that came out.  Preview of NCAA College Football plus new movie releases.  Send us your stories about breaking PS2 controllers to emailtheband@verizon.net

Episode 15: The Best of Both Worlds & Poop.  Garrett returns to bring some the excitement back to the show.  Our two hero's jump right into the Major League Baseball, NBA transactions, MMA, as well as drop the bomb on it's listeners with big news on upcoming interviews.  Stay tuned and listen in to see who will be joining The Band in the upcoming months.  Plus Cousin Jay discusses his strange behavior while pooping at work!  Don't forget your Vick's Vapor Rub for this one. . . you'll need it.

Episode 14: CousinJayxxx:  Garrett's not in, so Cousin Jay takes the controls for the day.  It's hard to focus on sports when he has Tiffany on the brain, but Cousin Jay is willing to suck it up and give the fans what they all want, and that's more pictures of Tiffany Jones. . . I mean, GOOD & Entertaining sports radio.  Cousin Jay doesn't disappoint with his quick witted rambling about UFC 61 Bitter Rivals, the condition of the Tampa Bay Devil Rays, as well as some good ol'fashion B.S. to keep everyone on there toes.  Of course, hopefully Garrett will be back to bring Cousin Jay back down to Earth.  If you have any comments on Cousin Jay's verbal blog about UFC vs. Pride Fighting, drop us a line at emailtheband@verizon.net. Thanks for listening!

Episode 13 starts off with the NBA draft. With all the excitement and player movement it takes Cousin Jay and Garrett to break it down so that anyone can understand. For all the UFC fans around the world, The Band dives in to the latest two live events, The Ultimate Fighter Finale as well as Fight Night Live 5. Of course, while it took a while, Karaoke is back with some old school rap for yo' ass, PUNK!  Thank you to Headblade for your support!  Check 'em out:

Episode 12: For the Ladies!  Cousin Jay & Garrett talk sports as usual.  Cousin Jay discusses his dislike for auto repair shops and Garrett talks about a disturbing story from his childhood when he embraced the Michael Jackson inside of all of us that grew up in the 80's.  As far as sports, topics include The Rocket's discision to pitch for Astros, UFC as usual, and of course the NBA Playoffs!  If you like what you hear, hit us up at emailtheband@verizon.net.  If you're not sure what your listening to and don't have time to listen to the whole show check out our "Best of the Band" at www.myspace.com/adamandgarrett.  You don't need to be a member of myspace to listen.

Part 1 of 2, Episode 11: Don't ask any questions and listen to both parts, Bitch!  Oh yeah, Cousin Jay and Garrett break down the NBA playoffs, LeBron vs. Jordan, and other awesome sport topics.  Bring home the magic Garrett!

Part two of the "lost 11th episode"!  Cousin Jay's wife gets  mad about the "Top 5 Chicks " he'd like to bang and makes her own list of fabulous guys.  Surprisingly, Cousin Jay didn't make the list.  Anyway, hope everyone enjoys the show.

Listen to "The Band" with Cousin Jay and Garrett!  Unfortunately, not much is going on in the sports world this week.  Outside of their discussions on the NBA playoffs and a brief exchange on Major League Baseball., Cousin Jay and Garrett breakdown their top 5 "Chicks to Stick" and bottom 5 "Chicks to Turn and Burn", all in Hollywood.  Listen and be entertained.  If you would like to submit your list, send an email to: emailtheband@verizon.net.  Garrett likes the pouch!