The Cousin Jay and Garrett Sports Show

Listen to "The Band" with Cousin Jay and Garrett, Sports Entertainment at it's finest. Listen as these two take a politically incorrect and sarcastic view on sports and entertainment. With the show's roots firmly planted in sports, The Band habitually spins off into their own worlds often ending up in the fields of entertainment and pop culture. Please do not think of your hosts as expert analysts, their view on sports is truly unique and the view of "fans" because in the end, that is what Cousin Jay and Garrett are, FANS! If you have become tired of the same cliches, responses, and answers that are reflected on other sports shows from television to radio, Cousin Jay and Garrett, will truly give their own opinion, whether you want to hear it or not. The Band apologizes in advance as they, especially Cousin Jay, says whatever is on his mind. He is an equal opportunity hater, while Garrett adds balance to Cousin Jay's anger with his smooth, and less offensive, insight. All in all, The Band just tries to cover sports with hilarious comedy and thier unique perspective on reality.

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If you have any problems Listening to The Band, let us know at: emailtheband@verizon.net or click on the email icon at the top left of the screen. So, sit back, relax, have fun, and Listen to The Band. 

Episode 52: Don't Cry, Be Happy, We're Back

Episode 51: Get Drunk and Poop

Cousin Jay and Garrett discuss the finer points of drinking and well....poop.  More Karaoke and other madness; not a lot of sports.

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Episode 50: Fried Green Tomatoes

SHOW NUMBER 50!! What a great show this week or month or whatever!  This episode is filled with great comedy and the BEST KARAOKE ever (not just by Cousin Jay and Garrett, but EVER)!!

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Episode 49: I Like to Watch American Men Eat or The Band's Top 5 of everything.  Cousin Jay and Garrett break down "their" Top 5 of Movies, Music, Sports, and Chicks.  Take a listen and let us know what your Top 5 is at emailtheband@verizon.net !

***If you are underage and do not know who Marie Luv is, DO NOT GOOGLE SEARCH HER WITHOUT ADULT SUPERVISION***
-Thank you, Cousin Jay (I will not be held responsible)

Episode 48: Happy Father's Day, Now Bend Over!  The Band returns with their views on getting older, prostate exams, oh yeah, and on sports.  The NBA finals wrapped up and the MLB is getting in to high gear.  Pacman was arrested...again...and, well it's Rocco's birthday (Cousin Jay's dog).  Happy Father's Day to all the Father's out there, Now bend over and take another great episode from The Band!

Next week, the Band renews its segment on B*tches You'd Like to B#ng!  Also, Karaoke.  Feel free to send your requests and lists of your Top 5 Woman you would like to romance : )

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Episode 47

Sorry for the long lay-off, but you know how things go.  The Band is back!  Both Cousin Jay and Garrett have had "some things" come up over the last month, new studio, parenthood, and softball.  Thanks for being patient, we hope to be back on track in the coming weeks, but for now........?

The Band RETURNS!!!

I Love New York

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Episode 45 El Band

First and foremost the The Band needs to give props to J.C. from Rock Monster for taking time out of his busy schedule to record our intro for us.  Thank You.  Now for the show content, after a week off, Cousin Jay and Garrett have plenty on their minds.  First with an American Idol recap, then on to the NCAA mens and womens championship.  Congrats to UF and UT, Cousin Jay is very upset that his Maryland 'Terps couldn't repeat, but all is forgiven.  Also on the docket for the show is racism in this day and age as well as everyone's new favorite sport, FIGHTING!. . . or just the UFC.

Episode 44: Bouncing and Laughing

That's exactly what Sanjaya's sister was doing while watching her brother perform on American Idol this past week.  Also, Cousin Jay can't stop talking about his infatuation with Lady Vol' Candace Parker as well as his love for NCAA women's college baseketball.  Not to worry, The Band discusses the NBA and Kobe's "great" scoring performances and the NFL's upcoming draft and player movements.  Questions? emailtheband@verizon.net

Our dedication to American Idol comes in the form of GREAT renditions of some outstanding songs courtesy of Cousin Jay and Garrett!  Check out Episode 43: Thank You American Idol.  Even if you've never listened to the show before, this is the show to catch.  Not only is there great sports chatter on NCAA Mens and Womens Basketball, but with not 1, not 2, not 3, but 4 fantastic songs to delight everyone's fancy.  Don't forget April 14th & 15th will be the First ever Annual Cousin Jay and Garrett Football Combine to celebrate the NFL's draft.  If you want to participate or have any suggestions for events or stunts email us at emailtheband@verizon.net

Episode 41: Cousin Jay PhD

Things go CRAZY on The BAND!  Garrett's gone nutz, and Cousin Jay follows.  Get ready for the 1st Annual Cousin Jay & Garrett Sports Combine, kinda like the NFL's Combine, only different.  Cousin Jay, Garrett, and friends will be participating in their own Combine, set to include the 40 yrd dash, weight lifting, chicken wing eating, and other shenanigans!  Want to participate or have any ideas for events?  emailtheband@verizon.net

Episode 41: Proud 2 Be An American

For all of you MMA fans out there, we have a real treat for you! RFC newcomer and "Professional", Kevin Davis, sits down with Cousin Jay and Garrett to talk about his most recent fight inside the octagon. Also on the show: discussions on the newest American Idol scandal, the NBA's upcoming playoffs, as well as the latest on the NFL combine. Next show will post on Saturday, March 10th, when the Band has their own American Idol contest and Cousin Jay & Garrett will perform some of the tasks from the NFL combine, should be outstanding. If you would like to participate: emailtheband@verizon.net

Episode 40: Taking it Back

Cousin Jay talks about taking interracial athletes back to the "white side".  Also....some sports chatter on the NBA, College Basketball, and Football.

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Episode 39: Sports, Strippers, and Midgets

Episode 38: Super Show

Cousin Jay and Garrett preview the Colts vs Bears Super Bowl, make predictions, as well as an Indecent Proposal with David Beckham.  Check it out, and let us know what you think.

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Episode 37: Playstation Boycott

Episode 36: Nobody Say Anything

Episode 35: A Little Extra Baggage.

The Band is back.  Sorry for the time off, but Cousin Jay and Garrett are back with a bang.  With the Gators' coming off one impressive National Championship, The Band comes at you with full force.  Don't forget the discussion on the NFL playoffs as well as some classic random thoughts on movies, television, and the debut of Cousin Jay's "Tips for the Ladies"!!  It is a must for any fan of sports, humor, or really anything (also a few random thoughts about sex. . . not involving asian porn. . . sorry Carlos).

Episode 34: Happy New Year James Brown

Closing out the year with Cousin Jay and Garrett.  Short show, tones of content.  NCAA Bowl games, NFL playoff picture, and plenty of rambling jibberish.  Questions or Comments: emailtheband@verizon.net

Episode 33: Man-Slapped Like a Bitch

The Band discusses the latest NBA fight and the Iverson trade.  Also, for all the Hurricane fans, The Cuban Point of View dropps in to give, well his point of view on the new head coach of "The U".  Any comments, emailtheband@verizon.net

Episode 32 BABY!: I'm Sick of This!

Well, really Cousin Jay as fallen sick to the vicious disease of Cystic Fibrosis; or he just has a cold (one of the two). There's much discussion on the upcoming NCAA bowl games and why Cousin Jay and Garrett don't care about Basketball anymore. Your hero's continue their great picks as A-Team vs GUnit continues. Have fun and enjoy! emailtheband@verizon.net